Upchunk LaCrunkDiscount ElysiumI started this account on the internet website medium dot com as a stage in a broader goal: this sounds dumb and crazy, but… I want to…4 min read·Dec 20, 2022--1--1
Upchunk LaCrunkThe Mentally Ill Just Suck At Math.This is what I wrote co-occurring with The Silver Chair before it. Written across two days and I’m tired of the idea and don’t want to…5 min read·Dec 18, 2022----
Upchunk LaCrunkThe Silver ChairThis essay is incomplete and kinda dumb. I’ve been writing it for two days and I am tired of the idea now. In pursuit of writing regularly…4 min read·Dec 18, 2022----
Upchunk LaCrunkI was in love with Hitler’s god-daughter’s great-grand-nieceShe was blonde, of course, and had a German first name of three percussive syllables3 min read·Dec 16, 2022----